Basically the entirety of clone club right now
Like this, human. [video]
you hear that that’s the sound of a canon
Do u ever see someone so hot ur asshole throbs
please go to church this sunday
gOd i want orphan black to come back already but then i think of all of the work tat, eve, jordan, kevin, and the rest of the cast and crew put into this show and i’m like damn these people need a break and possibly a therapist
oh and also an Emmy
Sheldon explaining fandom life
We all know which one Glee’s going for…
Cosima: Sarah, don’t worry, Scott and I rigged up a MacGuyver gadget to help you escape!
Sarah: Cool, what does it do?
Cosima: If you squeeze this trigger, it will shoot one (1) pencil at a person, hurting them! So, if for whatever reason you were alone in the room with your arch-nemesis, you could shoot a pencil at her!
Sarah: But if Scott’s in the room—he’s a pretty big guy, couldn’t he just hit her on the head?
Cosima: No, use the pencil.
Sarah: If my arm’s unrestrained, why don’t I just undo my other arm and hit Rachel in the head myself?
Cosima: No, use the pencil. And also remember to leave Rachel alive, maimed and increasingly irrational, to seek her vengeance at a later date.
Sarah: You know, I tried to kill Helena, is there really any reason I wouldn’t kill Rachel, since she’s gone mad with power, kidnapped my daughter, and sentenced my sister to death for no reason right in front of me?
Cosima: USE THE FUCKING PENCIL.
Rachel: RARGH! I JUST INEXPLICABLY WANTED BABIES!!!
Sarah: Now that I’ve put Rachel’s eye out like a Red Ryder BB gun, time to make my daring escape! It’ll take all my tricks and cunning to get out of the very heart of the enemy’s stronghold, but I’m the goddamn protagonist, so surely I’ll get something to do in the finale besides being asked invasive questions and stripped to my underwear.
Michelle Forbes: Hello, Sarah. You can just take Kira and leave. I’ve made a deal with Mrs. S, Paul, the US Military, Top Side, the Trilaterial Commission, the Illuminati, Jay-Z, and Beyonce allowing you to just waltz out of here.
Sarah: I’ve gone cross-eyed. So what was the point of half-blinding Rachel, except to make her even more crazy and ruthless?
Michelle Forbes: LOOK, BOY CLONES!
Next season, prepare for the most hidden secret of all to be revealed—why is Allison even on this show, I mean, honestly, has she had one thing to do this whole season?
Is Ari Millen going to be a co-lead on the show now?
Manson: ”I wouldn’t say that. Tatiana is such a wonderful actor and our nature/nurture side of the experiment — where clones are raised in different environments, so they can be radically different — is really the Project Leda side of the experiment. The Project Castor side of the experiment is military. That suggests to us that they’re purpose-made. The military is not as interested in variation. We’re not going to ask an actor who’s a new clone to do what Tatiana does.” (x)
WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO